I Understand The Truth

Observation #2: Fat cheeks are only cute on chipmunks.

No this isn't a post about the largeness of my behind, although I could write a whole blog post and many more about that. All in do time my friends, all in do time. No this is a post about my wisdom showing up and the nice-looking doctor yanking it out. Yes, this is the tale of the wisdom teeth.

You have heard this tale many times, you maybe even have experienced it, but no one can fully understand the truth until it is lived. I understand the truth.

In fact, my cheeks are still trying to recoperate from that truth. If I wasn't so self-concious about my rodent face I would gladly share a most humorous picture that dearest Kaitlyn took (since that is what blogs are about right? No one wants just a bunch of words. No wonder I only have 7 followers... Oh well)but since I am still self-concious, here's a preview:

Tune in next time to see what happens with big cheeks, ADD, and a bed stricken maniac

My Explanation

So I've just realized that I have never explained the title of my blog. I know it may seem a little obvious but you'd be surprised...
I was told to make a blog by my good friend Rachel Schlappi and after seeing that blogging was an even better waste of my time than the 30+ hours I spend on facebook, I converted. Now only 10 hours on facebook and twenty on blogger, what an upgrade!
Anyways, as I was pondering upon the idea of making a blog, I realized that I would have nothing to write about. I know it may seem that my day of water cooler talk and facebook excursions to be exciting and writable, but believe it or not, the daily conversations on taxes and budgets can get tiresome. Not to myself of course. I live for those days of finance drama at the office, but others don't share my pashion. So, I've decided to write about my "latent observations" on the world.
Now I know I have deviated from that a bit but from now on that is what it is about. So I'm going to start right now. Observation of the day:

Observation #1: The mumbling man is actually really funny.

I've probably confused you so here's the story: There is this man that I work with that always passes my desk and says something that I can't ever hear so I usually just give him a laugh/smile/concerned face according to the tone in which he said it. Today I made a goal to listen really closely to what he is saying. So this time when he walked by I heard him say "It's pretty quiet up here" to which I replied, "Oh you just missed the party," then he responded with, "story of my life," and we've been friends ever since. The End.

Zac's Defying Moment

So Kaitlyn and I continued the tradition of our movie watching/analyzing when we saw Charlie St. Cloud together. Our in-depth analysis on Zac Efron would have made any teenage boy sick, but I am proud of the results which are as thus; All men need to watch this movie and take tips from the one they call Charlie St. Cloud.
If you hadn't already discovered my feminism beliefs it will be very obvious now.
Boys are not good enough for us. Booya I said it! This new breed of men that society has regurgitated is just not acceptable. Now I know this is extreme over-generalising and my little brother would say something like "well girls are confusing" right about now, and Cameron would be right, but women are only confusing because men are pigs. Yes, that does make sense. We as women cannot make up our minds because we want a man in our life but we want one who thinks about other things than his "boys" and treats us with, dare I say it, RESPECT! Aretha understood it well. So we cannot decide, but men could make it a little easier on us. Which I will explain right after this short rant.
This movie, like many other chick flicks, raises chicks expectations of men. So boys, word to the wise, bring along a pen and paper and watch this movie, you will be changed for the better. At least we hope.

Just a quick visual

Isn't he great?